

when u put off shaving for a while and then u finally shave your legs and then they sing because they are so happy that they are finally free
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Oh hai peter pan
i thought he was floating for a second there.
^ me too
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My sister has nintendogs on her DSi and she has a puppy called Sherlock.
i have just walked in on her teaching her puppies to do tricks, and she just went “Jump, Sherlock! Jump!”
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Lol saw this on twitter!!! #harry #styles #harrystyles #haz #hazza #niall #horan #niallhoran #nialler #liam #payne #liampayne #leeyum #louis #tomlinson #louistomlinson #boobear #zayn #malik #zaynmalik #djmalik #onedirection #1d (Taken with Instagram)
omg seriously i can’t i just can’t
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imagine a virus which posts all the fanfic you’ve ever read to your facebook
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i hope he uses that computer to watch gay porn
Reposting this for the tags XD
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Just a friendly reminder that John probably just made two cups of tea instead of one and is now crying alone in the kitchen
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Those last three, my god…
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So I was literally just on my mother’s laptop and I found this in her history:
wow your mom types fast
too fast
and also read fast
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Rory Pond is comfortable knowing that rigid and sexist gender roles are certainly not attractive.
So this just happened…..
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